First, the Cubs lose three in a row to lose their series to the Fish. Next, the Red Sox lose game 7 because Grady Little is apparently the only human being on the face of this planet who can't see that Pedro has nothing left. And now, I flip on game 5 of the World Series, and I see Yanni performing the national anthem. Fish, Pinstripes, and Yanni -- it's not quite the seventh circle of hell, but we do appear to be heading in that general direction. Argh!